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medieval weaponry is so babygirl
girls don’t want flowers, they want ceremonial daggers
are you coming to the ritual tonight?
sorry I can’t come out tonight, I have to master the way of the blade :/
when you said “slay” this is not what I thought you meant
nooo don’t sacrifice me, ur so sexy 🤪
watch the sun rise
running in the shadows
damn your lies
and if you don’t love me now
you will never love me again
I can still hear you saying
you will never break the chain
(never break the chain)
would you still love me if I was a worm?
yuck
go away
you wish
bye
forbidden gummy
waiting for my tadpole gf to finish metamorphosis
damn, he slippy
who up and wanna ribbit 😏??
ask for consent before kissing frogs
does this look poisonous to you?
wash your hands before and after handling frogs
kinda sketchy
this year I will shift to a normal human sleeping schedule
this year I will dRiNK mORe WaTEr
this year I will finally watch the one YouTube video necessary to find out how to thread my sewing machine
this year I will not wait until there is only one pill left to refill my prescriptions
this year I will not get my dad to do my taxes for me